FROM THE DESK OF DR MARK THOMPSON
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
African Developpement Bank
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO
I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department African Developement Bank .I am writing, following your address which i got through international network information when iwas searching for a sure email contact because of the urgency of this transaction.And i hope of your relaibility to champion this business opportunity with me.In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of U.S$30m US dollars (Thirty Million US dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in November 2000 in a plane crash.
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidlines and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill. The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after five years, the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreign as next of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.
We agree that 30% of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10% will be set aside for expenses incured during the business and 60% would be for me. There after I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location wherein the money will be remitted.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or e-mail the text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter for more explanations.
Yours faithfully
DR MARK THOMPSON.FROM THE DESK OF DR MARK THOMPSON
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
African Developpement Bank
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO
I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department African Developement Bank .I am writing, following your address which i got through international network information when iwas searching for a sure email contact because of the urgency of this transaction.And i hope of your relaibility to champion this business opportunity with me.In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of U.S$30m US dollars (Thirty Million US dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in November 2000 in a plane crash.
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidlines and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill. The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after five years, the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreign as next of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.
We agree that 30% of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10% will be set aside for expenses incured during the business and 60% would be for me. There after I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location wherein the money will be remitted.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or e-mail the text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter for more explanations.
Yours faithfully
DR MARK THOMPSON.FROM THE DESK OF DR MARK THOMPSON
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
African Developpement Bank
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO
I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department African Developement Bank .I am writing, following your address which i got through international network information when iwas searching for a sure email contact because of the urgency of this transaction.And i hope of your relaibility to champion this business opportunity with me.In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of U.S$30m US dollars (Thirty Million US dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in November 2000 in a plane crash.
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidlines and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill. The banking law and guidline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after five years, the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreign as next of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.
We agree that 30% of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10% will be set aside for expenses incured during the business and 60% would be for me. There after I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated.Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location wherein the money will be remitted.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or e-mail the text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter for more explanations.
Yours faithfully
DR MARK THOMPSON.
The Reply:
Dr. Thompson,
I am sorry that it has taken me a while to reply to your email. I do not check my email very often because I checked my email one day a few months ago and as I was opening a piece of mail that I thought was from my sister my power went out. I threw away that computer and now I only look at the internets at the library ONLY. My library is 42 divided by 6 blocks away and in a bad place so I have to go in the daytime. They have pretty nice washrooms here so it's not that bad, but someone filled the last stall with sand last week, so I can't use that one now, and it was my favorite one.
I'm sorry to hear about your foreign client. Your description of him made him sound extremely caring and compassionate. I am really into plane crashes. You mentioned that "all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash." That is incredible. Did he crash into them, or did they wander into the burning wreckage and die of smoke inhalation? I only ask because my Uncle Jeff wandered into a burning tool shed in his backyard after playing his favorite game of empty bottle spins. That's where he would empty a bottle of scotch into his stomach and spin around a lot. My Aunt Meredeth told us that she tried to stop him from going in, but he was too fast. The firefighters told us that he had tied his hands behind his back with Aunt Meredeth's collection of bread twist-ties and then strapped himself to an old office chair with bungee cords. He was quite the Houdini (but in a more prankster way).
Now I have to tell you something private. I can't accept 20 plus 4 plus 6 % of the money because I have a fear of odd numbers. Here at the library, they give me masking tape that I cover the odd numbers on the keyboard instead of prying them off like I did before they almost kicked me out. So if you could just give me 24% that would be great. I don't know what that amounts to because I don't like dealing with the initial figure, but if you could, please round up or down the final amount so that there are no odd numbers in it. I also don't like it when the sum of the numbers equals an odd number. I should also mention that I do not have a bank account because none of the banks in my area will give me a bank account with no odd numbers, so please just send me cash, and only in 20 dollar bills. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!! NO serial numbers with odd numbers!!!! Oh, and please don't bundle the $20s together. Just put them loosely in a brown paper bag (one with no printing it).
Thank you for your cooperation. I look forward to meeting with you. Please send me the application so we can get started on this venture.
Thanks,
Brandly Wolfinsky
p.s. - I don't know the customs of your land, but I hope it does not offend you that I will not be duplicating this message more than two times as you duplicated it more times for me. I only read your message the first two times and I'm pretty sure I understand it. If you need to read mine more times, you can scroll back to the top.
Dr. Thompson,
I am sorry that it has taken me a while to reply to your email. I do not check my email very often because I checked my email one day a few months ago and as I was opening a piece of mail that I thought was from my sister my power went out. I threw away that computer and now I only look at the internets at the library ONLY. My library is 42 divided by 6 blocks away and in a bad place so I have to go in the daytime. They have pretty nice washrooms here so it's not that bad, but someone filled the last stall with sand last week, so I can't use that one now, and it was my favorite one.
I'm sorry to hear about your foreign client. Your description of him made him sound extremely caring and compassionate. I am really into plane crashes. You mentioned that "all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash." That is incredible. Did he crash into them, or did they wander into the burning wreckage and die of smoke inhalation? I only ask because my Uncle Jeff wandered into a burning tool shed in his backyard after playing his favorite game of empty bottle spins. That's where he would empty a bottle of whiskey into his stomach and spin around a lot. My Aunt Meredeth told us that she tried to stop him from going in, but he was too fast. The firefighters told us that he had tied his hands behind his back with Aunt Meredeth's collection of bread twist-ties and then strapped himself to an old office chair with bungee cords. He was quite the Houdini.
Now I have to tell you something private. I can't accept 20 plus 4 plus 6 % of the money because I have a fear of odd numbers. Here at the library, they give me masking tape that I cover the odd numbers on the keyboard instead of prying them off like I did before they almost kicked me out. So, if you could just give me 24% that would be great. I don't know what that amounts to because I don't like dealing with the initial figure, but if you could, please round up or down the final amount so that there are no odd numbers in it. I also don't like it when the sum of the numbers equals an odd number. I should also mention that I do not have a bank account because none of the banks in my area will give me a bank account with no odd numbers, so please just send me cash, and only in 20 dollar bills. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!! NO serial numbers with odd numbers!!!! Oh, and please don't bundle the $20s together. Just put them loosely in a brown paper bag (one with no printing it).
Thank you for your cooperation. I look forward to meeting with you. Please send me the application so we can get started on this venture.
Thanks,
Brandly Wolfinsky
p.s. - I don't know the customs of your land, but I hope it does not offend you that I will not be duplicating this message more than two times as you duplicated it more times for me. I only read your message the first two times and I'm pretty sure I understand it. If you need to read mine more times, you can scroll back to the top.
Their Reply:
Dear Friend,
How are you hope it is well?
I received your mail with due respect and do hope that you are going to work with me as to have the fund in your account. As a matter of fact I would very be gladto have this transaction with you in as much as we shall fight for the benefit of the fund to be transfred to your account within the specified time. i can not speak spanish but english. i can understand your english. is ok
Therefore, I would say that so long as am concern the asurance am giving to you is that there will not be any problem as result of the transfre going to take place since I have make an arrangement for the possible means of geting the fund to your account, so all I need from you is maximum cooperation by accepting me as to send you an application form which will be filled and sent to the bank for confirmation and approval of the fund to your account.
Again, I would like to ask some few questions as regards to the transaction then if you are okay with the question get back to me so that I can forward you the form to fill and send to the bank.
1. DO YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNT THAT CAN CONTAIN THE FUND?
2. ARE YOU CAPABLE OFHANDLING THE FUND WHEN IT WILL BE ATRNSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT BEFORE i WILL COME DOWN?
3.ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME ?
4. WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION FOR LEAVING?
ALL INFORMATION REGARDS TO THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU BY ME OK AS TO MAKE SURE BOTH OF US PULL THIS FUND OUT OF THE BANK AND WE CAN NOW SHARE IT AND MAKE SURE AS SOONEXT YOU SEND THIS APPLICATION ? YOU MUST GO BY THE INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE BANK OK ? IF YOU STILL HAVE MORE QUESTIONS IN THIS REGARDS PLEASE COME OUT NOW AND ASK ME AS TO AVOID MUCH DELAYAND MISTAKES.
THANKS.
MARK THOMPSON
That's him at the back of the line.
