Date: May 25, 2006 1:33:23 AM EDT
To: bootybumpinxxx@yahoo.com
Subject: URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE
URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE
Attn: MANAGING DIRECTOR/CEO.
Dear Megan,
You may be surprise to receive this massage from me since you don t know me in person, but for the purpose of introduction; I am MRS SANDRA JUMAH the wife of late MR. ALFRED JUMAH. My late husband was among the few Black ZIMBABWEAN rich farmers murdered in cold blood by the ruling Government of President ROBERT MUGABE for his alleged support and sympathy for Zimbabwean opposition party. Before the death of my husband the sum of $7.5 USD (SEVEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THUSAND DOLLARS) was map out for the rehabilitation of our old farm and improvement of a new farm in LESOTHO.
This land problem arose when President ROBERT MUGABE introduces a new land act. Which wholly affects the white reach farmers and some Blacks vehemently condemned this “MODUS OPERANDI” adopted by the Government, which resulted to killing and mob actions; more so our farmland has been claim. When I discovered that the problem is going beyond expectation I and my elder son MR. AUSTIN JUMAH personally arranged and transferred the said money through diplomatic means out to our sister’s country South Africa. After considering the malicious murder of my husband and taking away of our farmland, I instructed my son to take Asylum/refugee in South Africa.
Upon his arrival in South Africa, after due consideration I ask him to deposit the money with a finance and security company in Johannesburg for security reasons, with an instructions never to disclose the information to any one. Now, due to the current development relationship between Zimbabwe and South African present Government, and the strike monetary laws of South Africa which do not allow any Asylum seeker certain financial right, I need a trustworthy and reliable person such as your self who can assist my son in transferring this money to your account outside South Africa as I am in need of urgent assistance.
I shall be most grateful if you can assist me accomplish this transaction and hope too that you will remain trustworthy. For your effort and assistance. I have agreed to give you 25% of the total sum while 5% will be set aside for all expenses incurred in the course of this transaction. The rest (i.e. 70%) will be for my family investment in your country.
Please, Note that this transaction is 100% RISK FREE. What we need from you is complete trust and assurance that our part of the money will be saved when transferred to your account. I would also like you to keep this transaction highly confidential, considering my son's position in South Africa.
Would you please contact my son Mr. AUSTIN JUMAH through his Telephone + 27 73 225 1470.or E-mail: austin_jumah101@hotmail.com
Also try and get back to me for more clarification.
Thanks and God bless as we await your immediate respond.
YOURS TRULY,
MRS SANDRA JUMAH
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To: austin_jumah101@hotmail.com
Subject: Land and Money Issues
Dear Austin,
Your mother recently contacted a friend of mine and asked her to assist you and your family. My friend is missing a leg and can not help you, but I however am blessed with an arm to extent to you. By chance, one arm is longer than the other and can extend just a little farther than the other. I don't know why this is.
What is your family arm like? Do you grow things there? I am a fan of grapes and pigmy bats. Do you have any of those. I also like rice and butter. When I was growing up we had a back yard with a garden and my father grew vegitables. I didn't care for them and sometimes I would have to pull the weeds, and that was no fun.
I met a doctor one time with the last name Jama, and that's pretty close to Jumah. Have you thought about becoming a doctor? If you do, you might be able to help me with something. This is a little personal, but seeing as we are going to be best friends I feel like it's okay to tell you. My backside itches a lot. Not just the cheeks, but way up inside. I wash it really good too, so it's not that. I got half of my washcloth up there the other morning. It tickeled a lot and I spasmed and collapsed onto the shower floor. It made me late to work that day and I told them that it happened to my dog. I am going to try a bundle of pipe cleaners next time, and line my shower floor with pillows. Do you think that will help? I need you to get that money and become a doctor. What can I do to help you my new friend?
I hope this reaches you okay, and I look fforward to our corrospondance. I think I should warn you that my "f" key on my keyboard is tempermental and I don't want you to get the wrong idea if the "f" is left out of a word or there are to many "f"s in a word.
Yours,
James
PS - sorry about your dad. At least you don't have to worry about getting him anything for christmas.
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